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I received an unsolicited electric carving knife

I received an unsolicited electric carving knife. No way to tell who it’s from

As it is anon.

Just for display?

It’s hard to say.

Nobody I know has a knife Like this one;

One you plug in

Like a radio or an iron.

I ask myself what should I do with it. Unwrap it?

Wash it? Test it?

Who could have given me the knife? A neighbour?

Mrs Taylor? Santa?

I don’t have much use for this knife Without a joint on Sunday, Potatoes, carrots and gravy.

So I will give it to Larry.


December 12, 2023