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Elegy for our red telephone box

The day before they came to take it away I decided to stage a sit in with a chair.

Without the chair I would be obliged to stand As is customary in a red telephone box.

I didn’t bring chains or super glue Or a placard

Just a thermos of Bovril and a novel

As it might be quite a while before I got the call.


The novel was new and unopened

Unlike our box which was old and abandoned. It concerned a man approaching seventy

Who had lost his wife but had found love. The cover had a face like mine

With a dotted line

Where the word loss should be “After …… comes love”.


I sat in such a way that I could see the street The alternative was to face the phone and wait. I didn’t fancy that as ‘a watched pot never boils’ That is unless you are in control of the gas.

I am not in control, I am not sure who is


God or Man.

But when I get the call later today It may satisfy my curiosity.


A few passers-by take a peep. Probably surprised to see somebody Sitting supping Bovril with a novel

After all, nobody uses phone boxes anymore.

I pretend not to notice and keep my head down As if the novel offered more than

just a mask to keep the thoughts at bay To make the time pass.

Around tea-time the phone rings.

“Will you accept a reverse charge call from Saltburn-on-Sea?” “Yes please,” I say, frantically.

“Go ahead, caller.”

“Joyce, is that you? Are you there?”

“Hello Frank. Yes, it’s me. I died a year ago But never fear

For strange as it may seem, I find myself in Saltburn-on-Sea In a phone box near the pier.”

We spent an hour or more the two of us

Catching up with family, the garden, and the kids, Until the pips popped up and cut us off.

I didn’t say goodbye; there was no need. I’d said my piece. It’s time to move on.

So home I went with the Bovril and the novel. I left the chair

And the next day the box had gone.


December 12, 2023